Jesus didn’t make the cut and neither will you

Thank various things above and below for the Asheville Disclaimer. I’d missed their take on the Bele Chere missionaries:

It’s like I tell my own kids: Jesus died for your sins and so will you. The difference? None. Jesus went to hell. Didn’t make the cut. God doesn’t play favorites, and some last-minute little “Why have you forsaken me?” crybaby devil-loving lip-quivering doubt mongering just don’t fly with the Big White Guy in the Sky. Four nails and you fold? Say hello to Muhammad, John Lennon and Santa Claus for me while you roast, you Jesus-hating Jesus.

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